Reverbotron3000 1.0

Do you suffer from thinning hair? Unsightly bulges? Itchy eyes? Feminine hysteria? Screaming children? Poor oral hygiene? You need Reverbotron 3000! Its patented Reverbotronics penetrate deep into problem areas to cure what ails you.

The app comes with our original vintage ads, from the "golden age" of Reverbotronics, which showcase the many ways Reverbotron 3000 can improve your life. Rendered in fantastic full color, the ads are both instructive and beautiful and make great party conversation starters.

Important note: Reverbotron 3000 is intended to be a visual joke only. All of the vintage advertisements, their claims and testimonials are fabricated. Reverbotron 3000 does none of the things that the ads claim it can do. Do not try to use Reverbotron 3000 in the manners suggested by the ads. By purchasing or using this app, you agree that you understand that Reverbotron 3000 is meant to be a joke and that you will not attempt to use it in any of the ways suggested in the advertisements. You also agree to hold harmless the creators of Reverboton 3000 for any damage that might occur if you do use the app for any purpose other than visual enjoyment.