WANNA PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE? FIND THE FUNNIEST JOKES HERE!
NOTICE: 18,000 COOL JOKES HD is now available for the iPad.
Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes? 18,000 COOL JOKES is an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh. And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open 18000 Cool Jokes and put the smile on :)
We are happy to present to you, the funniest app for the iPhone & iPod Touch!
——————————————— EXAMPLES ——————————————— An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. "What are you doing" he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover "See, I told you he was stupid." ——————— A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says: - Dang, why are you drinking so fast? - You would be drinking fast if you had what I have. - What do you have? - 75 cents. ——————— Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice. ——————— A blonde call the fire department, because her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she replies: "Duh, big red truck!!!" ——————— A little girl asked Santa "Santa, send me a sister." Santa said "On one condition, send me your mother"
——————————————— OVERVIEW ——————————————— We have created the most advanced jokes application to give you jokes for your taste. With an intelligent algorithm considering your ratings and other people's ratings, 18 000 COOL JOKES shows you the next joke you will like, and now you don't have to read the same joke twice.
——————————————— FEATURES ——————————————— ◠Easy PREV/NEXT navigation ◠Shake detection for a random joke ◠Rate jokes online ◠Retina display ready ◠Fast app switching
——————————————— QUANTITIES ——————————————— ◠18,000+ jokes - no internet connection required ◠49 categories - for anyone and any taste ◠50 best rated jokes - daily, weekly and monthly. ◠4 themes - use theme chooser to change the layout
——————————————— SECTIONS & FILTERS ——————————————— ◠Favorites section for your favorite jokes ◠Kids safe with Adult filter ◠Filter by length - short/medium/long ◠Settings section accessible from within the app ◠Search jokes by keywords
Enjoy!
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——————————————— CATEGORIES ——————————————— Animals , At Work , Aviation , Bar , Blondes , Business , Camping , Children , Christmas , Comedian , Computers , Dirty , Doctors , Drunks , Dumb , Elderly , Farming , Festivals , Food , Foreigners , Funny , Gender , Instrument , Language , Lawyers , Ma' Dad Facts, Marriage , Medicine , Men , Military , Mom/Dad , Other , Ouch , Police , Political , Practical , Real , Redneck , Relationships , SAP facts, School , Science , Situations , Sports , Stats/Math , Travel , War , Women , Yo Mama
——————————————— RESTRICTIONS OF THE FREE VERSION ——————————————— THIS IS A FREE (LITE) VERSION. IT'S LIMITED TO READING MAXIMUM 10 JOKES PER DAY.
IF YOU WANT TO REMOVE THESE RESTRICTIONS, PLEASE BUY THE FULL VERSION.
The "Download" link for 18,000 COOL JOKES FREE 7.0 directs you to the iTunes AppStore, where you have to continue the download process.You must have an iTunes account to download the application. This download link may not be available in some countries.
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