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iOS The Onion 3.0.2 Mobile
About effing time
Version 3.0.2 seems to work reliably without crashing.
I still strongly recommend that The Onion do a story berating its software development team.
Used to be great
I loved it before. Then it updated. Aside from the crashing, it also no longer supports landscape mode.
Dream come true
Anything that gets my Onion content to me faster is A-ok in my books. The update is nice.
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